
In the pantry of pleasure, red label so bold,
Sits a can of pure filth that the stories have told.
Not tomato, not chicken, no ordinary brew—
This is Cumball’s Man Chowder, made special for you.
The gold seal still glimmers, the script still looks fine,
But the contents inside are a different design.
One twist of the lid and the steam starts to rise:
A thick, creamy load with a butt-eater’s prize.
No spoon needed, darling—just face, tongue, and grin,
Dive deep in the chowder and let the fun begin.
Lick every last drop from the rim to the base,
A true butt-eater knows how to clean every place.
Campbell’s once promised “Mmm mmm good” on the can,
But Cumball’s delivers the goods for a man
Who lives for the rear and the feast that it brings—
Man Chowder for dinner, and seconds on things.So crack open a can when the craving gets loud,
Serve it hot, serve it messy, and serve it unbowed.
For the butt-eater’s banquet has only one rule:
Empty the can… then go back for the stool.
A relaxed classic cotton tee featuring a bold, retro soup-can graphic that nods to pop art and cheeky vintage advertising. The front sports a small chest print while the back shows a large, colorful canned-soup illustration with playful typography. Worn loose over jeans or layered under a jacket, this shirt brings a laid-back, ironic energy to everyday wear — an easy way to show off a sense of humor and love for nostalgic, artful graphics. The breathable medium-weight cotton and tear-away label keep it comfortable for all-day wear; durable printing methods make the design pop wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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