Butt Smella Tee

There once was a smella of rare specialty,

whose nose found its heaven in one place only.

Not roses, not coffee, not fresh morning bread—

just warm, rounded cheeks and the scent that they shed.

He’d lean in real close with a soft little sigh,

inhale deep and slow, then smile with a high.

But his greatest joy, his absolute peak,

was when that soft butt smelled of hazelnut sweet.

He’d smear it on thick, rich chocolate-hazelnut cream,

then bury his face in that dream of a dream.

“Nutella,” he’d whisper, “you perfect the musk…

you turn simple cheeks into pure, sticky bliss.”

No jar in the pantry was safe from his need—

he’d empty them all for that glorious deed.

A true butt smella, devoted and true,

who found heaven’s scent in Nutella and you.

This oversized boxy tee feels like a laid-back afternoon with friends—easy, breezy, and a little mischievous. The relaxed silhouette and dropped shoulders create an effortless, lived-in look that layers smoothly under jackets or stands out on its own. Midweight, combed cotton gives it soft structure: it holds its shape while still moving with you. The subtle chest artwork and printed tear-away label add a wink of personality without shouting. Wear it to low-key hangouts, record-store runs, or whenever you want something comfy that quietly speaks your language.

Product features
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/poly for variety
- Midweight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) — structured but soft
- Dropped shoulders and relaxed fit for an oversized, boxy silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck and hem
- Tear-away label and combed ring-spun cotton for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean