Retro Notification 'I Eat Butt' Sweatshirt

Oh butter, soft and golden bright,

spread thick upon the waiting night.

No toast required, no knife, no plate—

just warm, rich yield that won’t wait.

I lower down, I press, I taste

that creamy center, pure, unchaste.

It melts against the tongue so slow,

the finest butter I could know.

Between the cheeks it sits so deep,

a private dairy I will keep.

I eat it slow, I eat it well—

this butter’s secret none can tell.

Golden, salty, soft, and sweet—

the only spread I care to eat.

A heavyweight, garment-dyed sweatshirt that feels like an old favorite from the first wear. The oversized, relaxed cut drapes into a lived-in silhouette while the pigment-dyed finish gives each piece subtle color shifts and a soft, broken-in hand. Front artwork channels retro computer-window nostalgia with a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek message that reads like a private joke shared among friends. Wear it layered over a tee on chilly walks, at late-night hangouts, or when you want your outfit to be equal parts cozy and ironic. The sturdy 10 oz fleece and reinforced stitching mean this sweatshirt stands up to everyday life while the tear-away label keeps the inside clean and comfortable.

Product features
- 10 oz (340 GSM) 3-end fleece — durable, heavyweight fabric
- 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester for warmth with eco-minded durability
- Pigment & garment dyed for a soft, broken-in look and unique color variation
- Double-needle topstitching with ribbed cuffs and waistband for long-lasting construction
- Oversized relaxed fit with tear-away label and low shrinkage (under 5%)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on decoration
- Do not dryclean