Meal Planner Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top

In a gym where muscles gleamed with pride,

Lived a man with macros as his guide.

He planned each meal with strict intent,

But his diet was far from what you’d expect.

 

For all the food he could have picked,

It wasn’t steak, or eggs he’d fix.

No chicken breasts or quinoa bowls,

This man had one peculiar goal.

 

He’d count his fats, his carbs, his protein,

But every meal was quite obscene.

His focus wasn’t on the plate,

For every bite, he’d hesitate.

 

For what he craved, what made him whole,

Was eating ass—it fed his soul.

He’d track each calorie, every lick,

But this choice of meal was slick.

 

His muscles grew, his gains were real,

But everyone knew his secret meal.

He’d wink and flex, his grin so wide,

For this man’s diet, he never lied.

 

So when they asked, “What fuels your might?”

He’d smile and say, “I eat just right.”

And in his world, with macros tight,

He ate what he loved every night.

 

Meet your next favorite unisex garment-dyed tank top; a blend of comfort, style, and sustainability. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tank top offers a relaxed fit that drapes effortlessly on any body type.

Proudly a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, this tank top is made with quality materials and ethical production practices. Additionally, OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes are used, providing vibrant, long-lasting colors while being gentle on the environment. Plus, the clean pigment dye colors used in our garments are salt-free, making this tank top a perfect choice for those who care about both style and sustainability.

.: 100% Ringspun US cotton
.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label